The SFM Archives

July 2010 (1)
- 21: My greatest fear… (7)
May 2010 (1)
- 02: Derby and Treading Water (5)
April 2010 (1)
- 16: Why I should have learned Spanish (8)
March 2010 (3)
- 08: What I’ve learned in 20 years (12)
- 15: Quite a conundrum… (5)
- 29: I had a dream (7)
February 2010 (4)
- 04: Mysterious Messages (6)
- 09: Liar, Liar (11)
- 14: I am in hell and yes, it has froze over (13)
- 23: Dear Large Retail Pharmacy Store, (11)
January 2010 (7)
- 04: Things I’m not gonna do this year… (4)
- 06: Why I’m not meant to be a teacher or a Dugger (7)
- 08: Because I have a dream and it includes gumbo (11)
- 13: Yeah, I really am that petty (3)
- 14: Things that won’t change even after you hear my acceptance speech (10)
- 21: Crack is Whack (4)
- 29: Snow Daze (7)
December 2009 (4)
- 06: Rescue Me (8)
- 11: Once Upon a Time (7)
- 20: Artsy Fartsy (5)
- 22: The last 24 hours… (6)
November 2009 (3)
- 04: It’s Been Three Years (11)
- 16: Adventures in Laser Land (12)
- 24: Why I married my husband (13)
October 2009 (5)
- 05: Life’s a Beach (6)
- 12: Orient Expressed (2)
- 14: My first mistake (9)
- 25: Al & Peg (6)
- 27: Badonkadonk (15)
September 2009 (5)
- 07: Gentleman Jack (11)
- 09: Dude, I can’t believe you just said that (21)
- 16: Why my early demise will be in my driveway (13)
- 20: THE social event of Hooterville (16)
- 26: The meat department (14)
August 2009 (6)
- 03: As if I would even consider it (11)
- 08: If I had a brain in my head (13)
- 16: Ponderings of a Mad Woman (15)
- 20: Vienna Sausage (16)
- 25: Rolling on dubs, sipping on Kool-Aid and Juice (8)
- 31: Just a Hot Mess (11)
July 2009 (7)
- 02: Because someone thinks I’m a “national treasure” (11)
- 06: Sunday Afternoon Massacre (11)
- 12: Life changes and Blackberry Bounce (14)
- 14: I see charm school in her future… (10)
- 21: Why you shouldn’t mess with a redneck woman (32)
- 26: A lethal combination (11)
- 30: Houston, we have a problem…EEEKKK!!! EEEKKK!!! (12)
June 2009 (9)
- 01: Mom the Emo Queen (31)
- 03: Rent a Rim (32)
- 09: Girls on Trampolines (20)
- 13: Dear Rachel, (15)
- 15: Divine Intervention (20)
- 21: Happy Father’s Day (9)
- 23: City kids don’t have good toys (11)
- 25: Equal Opportunity Employer (12)
- 29: And then it hit me… (18)
May 2009 (11)
- 01: A Cocktail for the Derby (8)
- 06: Don’t send flowers yet (5)
- 10: Things I have learned from being a mother (2)
- 10: Scenes from Hooterville (3)
- 11: Motherhood (10)
- 13: Leave it to a friend (6)
- 17: Why I’m so much fun (17)
- 20: Clearly someone was overpaid (18)
- 25: It’s just that simple (17)
- 30: Summer Heels and Southern Grace (12)
- 31: Emo (159)
April 2009 (11)
- 03: Redneck Status Symbol (8)
- 07: It’s a little nutty at the beach (7)
- 11: It’s Good to Be Home (1)
- 13: Clearly I’m not winning mother of the year (119)
- 15: Revitalization of the Square (9)
- 16: Making a Baby? (4)
- 19: Wally World Etiquette (6)
- 21: Being a pimp is hard work (6)
- 22: Confucius Say (5)
- 26: Redneck Plumbing (135)
- 29: The more I try not to be a hick (11)
March 2009 (8)
- 04: Barbie Turns 50! (4)
- 07: Thank gawd shawty had on squirrel covers (6)
- 09: Why you need a passport to live here (8)
- 16: Spring break with Geritol (9)
- 22: I broke the golden rule (8)
- 25: Conversations with Ella (3)
- 26: The Sheik of Hooterville (71)
- 31: He had me at “Let’s go to Lowe’s” (10)
February 2009 (9)
- 01: Surviving the storm Banshee style (8)
- 03: What else can I say? (9)
- 05: How Big Bid’ness Works (8)
- 09: Ditzy blond in need of bubblewrap (11)
- 12: MIA (6)
- 16: After the fact (5)
- 18: Moving on up (8)
- 22: A new low, even for me (13)
- 25: The perfect ending to science class (7)
January 2009 (11)
- 03: I Fight Authori-TAY….Authori-TAY Always Wins! (5)
- 05: Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any Worse… (6)
- 07: Government Bail Out for My Feet (6)
- 11: Redneck Romance (10)
- 15: Wonder Nut Contest (12)
- 17: And the Wonder Nut Winner Is… (2)
- 19: Feminism (8)
- 22: Life of Leisure (10)
- 26: Winter Weather Message (11)
- 28: Quick Weather Update (6)
- 28: Macrame’ Instead of Bourbon (10)
December 2008 (16)
- 02: The Most Precious Thing (3)
- 03: Please Mark Your Social Calender (9)
- 04: Whose Smarter? (7)
- 08: I Will Survive! (6)
- 09: Acme Engineering (14)
- 12: Conversations with Ella (3)
- 14: Hooterville (10)
- 15: The Glamorous Life (10)
- 17: Tats and Tenements (11)
- 21: No Cheese!! (7)
- 22: What Every Redneck Woman Wants for Christmas (12)
- 23: Merry Christmas from My Hizzy to Yours! (6)
- 26: Hometown Holiday (0)
- 28: Business Man to Carpenter in 4.2 Seconds (3)
- 29: Dearest C, (14)
- 31: Since I Don’t Have Time to Post… (1)
November 2008 (16)
- 02: White Trash (6)
- 03: Vote! (7)
- 05: Castration…Not Just for Bulls (10)
- 06: White Chili (6)
- 08: Today I am Blessed (0)
- 09: Dazed, Wrinkled and Confused (11)
- 12: Be Sure to Check Your Kids Homework (7)
- 16: Blondes Do Have More Fun (3)
- 17: Confucius Part Deux (3)
- 18: Serenity and the Family Feud (1)
- 19: Horoscopes (3)
- 20: Tag…I’m It! (10)
- 23: Making Progress (7)
- 24: Mental Clarity and the True Meaning of Life (3)
- 26: Ten Things I am Thankful for this Thanksgiving (6)
- 28: Which is Worse? (7)
October 2008 (16)
- 02: Ribbons in the Sky (1)
- 02: Noise (4)
- 05: I Am Here! (3)
- 06: Life at the Beach (2)
- 08: Rain, Rain…Go Away (4)
- 09: Multiple Personality Disorder (7)
- 12: Ding Dang Ya’ll…We’re Home! (3)
- 14: A Charmed Life (2)
- 15: Because I’m a Good Friend… (5)
- 17: Ella Gump (2)
- 20: Conversations with a Two Year Old (7)
- 23: A Turd in the Punch Bowl (3)
- 27: Autumn Scenes (4)
- 27: Something Bad Happened in Here (4)
- 29: Confucius Say… (4)
- 31: Happy Halloween (3)
September 2008 (19)
- 01: Gustav Ruins Tuff’s Plans (6)
- 03: Trashy Shoes (9)
- 04: Recharging My Batteries (4)
- 07: Shake Your Tail Feathers (1)
- 07: Grown Up Weekend (4)
- 07: The Best Decision I Ever Made (4)
- 09: Who? Me? (6)
- 10: Summer’s Almost Over (3)
- 10: Conversations In a Small Town (1)
- 12: Dear Barney, (8)
- 15: Ella Meyer (4)
- 17: Ryder Cup (2)
- 18: Country Living Helps You Keep Your Religion (4)
- 21: Cow Days Roundup (6)
- 22: My Shopping Philosophy (3)
- 23: Shrimp and Scallop Pasta (5)
- 27: Blond Moments (5)
- 29: All Dogs Go to Heaven (3)
- 30: Full of Crap (6)
August 2008 (27)
- 01: Paraphernalia in My Washing Machine (3)
- 03: All…My…Friends…Have a Low Rider! (0)
- 03: Household Tips, Gang Signs, and Pink Flip Flops (5)
- 05: The Fabulous Retro Apron Winner Is…. (4)
- 05: And the Oscar Goes To…Henhouse Cher (2)
- 06: A Change of Heart…Are You Freaking Kidding Me? (6)
- 08: So Many Chicks…So Little Time! (1)
- 10: Alive and Kickin’…Well, Almost (2)
- 10: The Best Summer Salad (3)
- 10: Cast Iron Skillet Chocolate Pie (7)
- 11: My Girl is Growing Up! (3)
- 12: I Got the Biggest Pecker! (3)
- 13: Good Friends Make a Good Recovery (4)
- 13: A Portrait of Love (3)
- 16: A Rare Sighting (4)
- 18: Dear John Edwards, (10)
- 19: Hunting Sasquatch Here in Kentucky! (4)
- 19: The Pink Lilly (3)
- 20: Layered Enchiladas…Senorita Mamacita Style (4)
- 24: Driving Lessons (1)
- 24: Tag You’re It!! (3)
- 25: My Beautiful Babies! (0)
- 25: Paddle Faster…I Hear Banjos! (4)
- 26: Going Green (0)
- 26: Slow Down (3)
- 29: Fashion Disaster (4)
- 29: Stuffed Mushrooms (2)
July 2008 (36)
- 01: Alabama Chain Gang (9)
- 02: Ramblin’s From a Fugitive (0)
- 02: Mood Ring (1)
- 03: Not So Happy 4th of July (2)
- 06: Career Change (3)
- 06: The Chickens are Here! (4)
- 07: Don’t Tell Rico! (1)
- 07: Hardwood Knockers (0)
- 08: Sterilization (0)
- 08: Rico Sauve…The Donut King (3)
- 11: You’re Gonna Be What? (3)
- 11: Ella Loves "Bee-Bee’s" (0)
- 13: A True Friend (3)
- 13: Contemplating (3)
- 13: Bad To the Bone (4)
- 14: If My Mind Was This Serene… (0)
- 14: Coming Soon! (4)
- 15: Mechanical Bull Rider (2)
- 15: Ella Girl with the Strawberry Curls (2)
- 16: Ramblin’s From a Fugitive Part Duex (3)
- 16: Excuse Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon? (3)
- 17: Pimp My Ride! (4)
- 18: My Husband May Kill Me (3)
- 19: Girls Gone Wild! (4)
- 21: The Original Farmer’s Market (0)
- 22: Fabulous…Doesn’t Even Begin to Describe It! (2)
- 22: My First Giveaway!!!! (11)
- 22: Man Heaven (6)
- 24: It Ain’t Vacation If You Bring The Kids! (4)
- 26: And the Winnah Is….. (7)
- 27: My Husband Loves Me for My Ear Wax? (3)
- 28: What You Lookin’ at Willis? (0)
- 28: My Philosophy on Life (1)
- 28: Why I Hate the Outdoor Channel (7)
- 29: Cook in Style! CONTEST!! CONTEST!! (4)
- 30: America’s Most Wanted (0)
June 2008 (50)
- 01: Funky Chickens (1)
- 02: Potty Mouth! (5)
- 03: Tiara’s…The Southern Woman’s Anti-Depressant (5)
- 03: I Need This Buffalo! (6)
- 04: Do Marabou Heels Go With Skunk? (5)
- 05: Tuff…The Gay Blue Heeler (2)
- 05: Mom’s Iron Skillet Cobbler (2)
- 06: Good Cooking! Good Friends! (3)
- 06: My Kind of Woman (1)
- 07: Cicada’s…Stop the Insanity (5)
- 07: Possum or Oposum? (3)
- 08: I Am…. (2)
- 09: Why This Always Makes Me Smile… (2)
- 09: Why Can’t My Kids Stay Clean? (1)
- 10: Candy Man (2)
- 10: Over the Rainbow (5)
- 10: Busted! (2)
- 11: Hot Momma…the Queen of Pig Catchin’ (2)
- 12: Gas Prices and SUV’s (1)
- 12: Why I May Be Banned from Old Navy (2)
- 13: Tidy Bowl! (1)
- 13: Just Say No to Crack (0)
- 13: Colonoscopy Journal…More Potty Humor (1)
- 15: "Pre-teen" (3)
- 15: Career Change (2)
- 16: You Can’t Pick Your Family (2)
- 16: Rico Sauve (0)
- 16: Fresh Peach Pie (3)
- 17: I Killed Our Love Fern! (0)
- 17: Mimi’s Addictions (3)
- 17: You Might be Gay If… (3)
- 18: Running in Heels… (1)
- 19: The Perfect Southern Biscuit (3)
- 19: Jealous? (1)
- 19: Fruitcakes at the Fair (1)
- 21: Kentucky Bourbon at it’s Best (0)
- 22: Ray Ray the Camper (0)
- 22: I’m a Big Girl Too! (0)
- 23: Things That Get on My Nerves #1-10 (3)
- 24: 12 Step Program (2)
- 24: Cookies and Cream Fudge (0)
- 25: Happy Camper (2)
- 26: Puppy Love (1)
- 27: My Two New Favorite Things (3)
- 27: Secret Agent Man…a.k.a. Rooster (4)
- 29: Don’t Touch David or His Parts (0)
- 29: Smarty Pants (1)
- 30: Fountain…What We’re We Thinking? (1)
- 30: Insomniac (3)
- 30: Whiskey Barrels (0)
May 2008 (31)
- 07: What am I Thinking? (0)
- 07: Smoking (0)
- 07: Liqour Vote???? (0)
- 08: Derby Pie and Cellulite (0)
- 08: Table Manners (0)
- 08: Rachel is Broadway bound…. (0)
- 08: Texans giving Kentucky’s cash crop a bad name… (0)
- 09: Farm girl gets chicks! (0)
- 09: Self Portrait (0)
- 10: CONTEST!!! Give this photo a name! (2)
- 12: Farm Chick’s Fabulous Ski Cake (0)
- 14: School Days…School DAZE! (0)
- 14: "Ella Ray Cyrus" Billy Ray’s Other Daughter (0)
- 15: Potty Head not to be confused with Potty Mouth (0)
- 15: Potato Candy (0)
- 15: Motherhood…Trials and Tribulations (1)
- 16: Liar…Liar (0)
- 19: Our Trip to the Zoo (0)
- 20: Mother’s Day (0)
- 20: Afternoon Tea with PaPa (0)
- 21: Happy to Pissy in 4.2 Seconds (0)
- 22: Is This More Effective Than Time Out? (0)
- 22: Rude People (0)
- 24: (0)
- 25: Coming Soon! (0)
- 26: Ella and Aunt Sister (0)
- 26: Senorita Ella (1)
- 27: Ray-Ray’s Recital (0)
- 27: Momma’s on Vacation (3)
- 29: Hugs (0)
- 29: Marriage is a Compromise (3)