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		<title>What I&#8217;ve learned in 20 years</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Soon I will be attending my 10, 15  20 year high school reunion.
Holy Ritz Cracker.
Where did the years go?
Twenty years ago, my life was rather simple.
The only stressors in my life were:
1. What dress to wear to prom?
2. Which tanning bed would get me the best tan in time for prom?
3. Who I was going out with Friday [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://southernfriedmomma.com/2010/03/08/what-ive-learned-in-20-years/</link>
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		<title>Dear Large Retail Pharmacy Store,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First of all, I would like to thank you for bringing your company to my small town, A.K.A. Hooterville. It is a great convenience for me and other members of my village to have quick access to health care necessities without making the 25 mile drive to the Wally World in the neighboring town.
Although some of your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://southernfriedmomma.com/2010/02/23/dear-large-retail-pharmacy-store/</link>
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		<title>I am in hell and yes, it has froze over</title>
		<description><![CDATA[School has been out again for inclement weather. This year has been loaded with days out of school. I think we are around eleven so far.
Snow Days are God&#8217;s funny way of weeding out the weaklings among us mothers. It&#8217;s a proven fact that there are more mental health admissions of women with children during inclement weather.
I already have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://southernfriedmomma.com/2010/02/14/i-am-in-hell-and-yes-it-has-froze-over/</link>
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		<title>Liar, Liar</title>
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I lie to my kids.
Like, every other breath.
It&#8217;s become a necessary evil to make my life a little easier and because I hate being the bad guy all the time.
Why say &#8220;No&#8221; when you can come up with a creative excuse?
For instance, my kids ask to go to the Wally World every day in hope that I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://southernfriedmomma.com/2010/02/09/liar-liar/</link>
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		<title>Mysterious Messages</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
 I survived the snow storm.
As usual, it was a lot of hype and not the major storm they predicted. The snow was beautiful and the roads were a little tricky for a few days but no one had to survive on Beenie Weenies due to the lack of milk and bread.
And we can all say an &#8220;Amen&#8221; for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://southernfriedmomma.com/2010/02/04/mysterious-messages/</link>
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		<title>Snow Daze</title>
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We are anticipating the arrival of the biggest snow storm we&#8217;ve had in 30 years.
Hootervillians are excited and nervous and buying milk and bread at break neck speed. Schools have already shut down to avoid transportation problems later in the day. Sleds and inner tubes are being readied. Boots, gloves and hats are being located.
Mothers [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://southernfriedmomma.com/2010/01/29/snow-daze/</link>
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		<title>Crack is Whack</title>
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This is your child on eggs.

This is your child on eggs and crack.
Any questions?
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		<link>http://southernfriedmomma.com/2010/01/21/crack-is-whack/</link>
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		<title>Things that won&#8217;t change even after you hear my acceptance speech</title>
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So, tomorrow morning Southern Living magazine will be featuring me as their southern blogger of the week and my delusional mind has been working in overdrive thinking of all the fabulous accolades that will be coming my way.
Matt Lauer. Oprah. Katie Couric. Perez Hilton.
Yeah, I know. I have issues.
But even on the home front these delusions [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://southernfriedmomma.com/2010/01/14/things-that-wont-change-even-after-you-hear-my-acceptance-speech/</link>
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		<title>Yeah, I really am that petty</title>
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Rico flew the coop tonight.
Why? Because he can and because he&#8217;s smart enough to come up with some excuse that seems plausible.
Me. I&#8217;m not that smart.
Yet.
So, when Rico leaves town for the night it becomes a free for all for the girls and me and mayhem ensues. Movies that don&#8217;t included shooting, big busty women or [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://southernfriedmomma.com/2010/01/13/yeah-i-really-am-that-petty/</link>
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		<title>Because I have a dream and it includes gumbo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(The following post includes a look into my trouble psyche. There will be proof that I suffer from delusions of granduer, boredom and love of all things southern. Thank you ahead of time for not calling the authorities as you surely will gather I am not sane enough to care for my children.)
Tonight I recieved [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://southernfriedmomma.com/2010/01/08/because-i-have-a-dream-and-it-includes-gumbo/</link>
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