Things I did this summer instead of blogging

Since Blogher has removed my advertising and because I am getting accosted by the locals due to my hiatus, I have returned to the blogging world.

And since I have returned, surely this is worth a free 6 inch Cold Cut Combo at Subway?

Huh, Shelia?

Huh????

Anyhoo.

This summer has been trying to say the least. There are many things going on health wise.  We are also are in the middle of a home remodel, which I will expand on in some later post…cause you all know Rico had to put his own little flair on it just to drive me nuts.

I am just glad to be back! I plan on blogging at least two, if not three times a week. I will post links to my Facebook page to keep you all updated or you can join my RSS feed above and be notified in your email box.

So, you ask? What was I doing all summer that I couldn’t take a couple minutes to post on my blog??

1. I decided to take a sabbatical to master the art of cooking the perfect homemade pizza. I have succeeded. It is one of the reasons I have gained 10 pounds. I will share the recipe with you soon but your hips will curse my name forever.

2. I had to wear a Nacho Libre suit most of the summer to break up the wrestling matches between my two heathen daughters. And let me be the first to tell you, girls fight dirty. I only had to tap out twice to Rico and that was for a pee break and a ham sammich.

3. I went to watch a Roller Derby match and I instantly knew I missed my calling in life. If I was only 10 years younger, I would change my name to Blondie DaButcherKnife and it would be on like Donkey Kong.

4. I saw Jimmy Buffett in concert and have spent the rest of the summer trying to persuade my husband into selling all our earthly possessions and becoming beach bums in Key West. I have it all planned out. He can bartend and I will open a hot dog stand on Duval Street called “I Dream of Weenie”. How could it not work?

5. I have also spent the summer arguing with my husband that I do not have delusions of grandeur, that I do not need medication and that I am stable enough to drive and keep the children by myself. I also do not know why he always feels the need to smell my drinks.  Seriously, he gets on my nerves with all this responsibility crap.

6. I almost converted to Catholicism in an airport in Rochester, Minnesota. I would spill the beans about this story but it is too good not to make it into a regular post. All I will say is that is involves a priest, a cell phone, David Beckham and me.

7. Since my children have argued about everything this summer from who has biggest booger to who has the most marshmallows in their cereal, I have built a shrine to my now defunct uterus and sing praise and worship hymns to my sterility.

Love,

SFM

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Comments for the post:
Things I did this summer instead of blogging

  1. 1

    kiki said,

    September 20, 2010 at 6:57 pm:

    so happy you're back . you have been missed. wait, i had some other words to write here but i can't get the name “beckham” outta my head. anyhoo, i saw the film “Whip It” this summer and it reminded me of the weekends my sis and i would watch derby on Tv. i've actually considered joining a local team. and please share that pizza recipe. my idea of cooking is pasta or grilled cheese. take care and welcome back.

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    deepkickgirl said,

    September 20, 2010 at 9:45 pm:

    So glad you are back! I've missed your wit and gorgeous Southern turn of phrase. Looking forward to some regular updates from The House of SFM.

  3. 3

    Mkfarmchick104 said,

    September 21, 2010 at 4:47 pm:

    Kiki – her pizza is awesome. She really needs to post that recipe….hint, hint….. Glad you are back woman!

  4. 4

    AiredaleGirl said,

    September 21, 2010 at 8:12 pm:

    You left out attending your (number redacted) class reunion!

  5. 5

    pennystocks said,

    February 24, 2011 at 9:02 am:

    Closely following that story of the teacher at Central Bucks East who got suspended for blogging and saying some of her students were lazy louts. I teach a college class. I gave my students, college kids whose parents pay almost 50 grand for an ..

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