My husband loves me.
Really, really loves me.
But sometimes he does stupid things.
Really, really stupid things.
Like last week when I was getting out of the shower. He thought it’d be cute to play Playboy photographer and take some pictures of his smokin’ hot wife.
Well, he had his five minutes of fun and then my dimpled ass was to be deleted.
Cut to this weekend. Ella’s birthday party with the whole family.
My mom arrived and I was so excited to show her pictures from the costume party the night before. I whipped out my camera and she and my father in law gathered around. I pushed the button on the camera to find the costume pictures and it was soooo slow that I decided to keep pushing it more and more and more….until it got stuck.
When it finally stopped, there in all my glory was my big ol’ BADONKADONK.
Not only did I show my mother the naughty picture taken by my super genius husband but I also flashed my father in law the junk in my trunk.
Oh, yeah. I did.
His only response, “That’s why you should never get your pictures developed at Walmart.”
Point taken.
Heather P. said,
October 28, 2009 at 1:12 am:
Oh that is so not good!! Poor you!!
Sally said,
October 28, 2009 at 6:32 am:
Ha!! Too funny, but I guess not to you at the time.
Becky said,
October 28, 2009 at 6:35 am:
And I’ll bet Rico laughed his badonkadonk off.
Shame on you Rico!!!
ruby red slippers said,
October 28, 2009 at 8:08 am:
OH MY GOODNESS! That was funny…but I wouldn’t have laughed if it was me! Yikes! Your father in law????
AiredaleGirl said,
October 28, 2009 at 9:50 am:
Um. I’ll be home this weekend. We can make plans about hiding his body. Let’s ask Farmchick if there are any good sinkholes left…
hotpants™ said,
October 28, 2009 at 10:33 am:
That is why my husband is only allowed to use the camera with my permission. I would have died.
Stina said,
October 28, 2009 at 3:33 pm:
LOL! So sorry about your horrifying moment. It reminds me of National Lampoon’s European Vacation movie, in which Clark Griswold had filmed Ellen singing after her shower. A frenchman stole the camera and her bathroom hit became a sexy video all over Europe. Classic. Luckily, my hubs is too stupid to know how to use a camera.
Linda in New Mexico said,
October 29, 2009 at 10:24 am:
I love your attitude. I too would have been embarrassed but made him pay later. Men just can’t help what they do, or don’t, it’s testosterone poisoning. You’re too funny, him, not so much.
Laura said,
October 29, 2009 at 12:54 pm:
This is too funny….but I am sure humiliating at the same time!
Futureblackmail said,
October 29, 2009 at 2:57 pm:
I’d imagine payback is in order – to the tune of a big healthy handful of cash to spend at the mall, kid-free.
American Idiot said,
October 29, 2009 at 8:09 pm:
Hahaha. That sounds like something I would do to my fiance. Ooooops. Thanks for the great laugh at your misfortune though.
Momisodes said,
October 29, 2009 at 9:36 pm:
OMG!
*blink*
*blink*
So….will there be some Rico shots here soon?
pissy said,
October 30, 2009 at 9:13 pm:
Oh my!!!!!!
How mortifying!
But funny…..
Life Love and Lola said,
November 11, 2009 at 3:09 pm:
Oh hell no!!!! I would have died!!!
ali said,
November 11, 2009 at 10:54 pm:
OH LORD!!!! Once I accidentally texted my Mother (not my friend Molly) that I thought I was preggers…. EEEEEEEEEEEK!!!