My husband loves me.
Really, really loves me.
But sometimes he does stupid things.
Really, really stupid things.
Like last week when I was getting out of the shower. He thought it’d be cute to play Playboy photographer and take some pictures of his smokin’ hot wife.
Well, he had his five minutes of fun and then my dimpled ass was to be deleted.
Cut to this weekend. Ella’s birthday party with the whole family.
My mom arrived and I was so excited to show her pictures from the costume party the night before. I whipped out my camera and she and my father in law gathered around. I pushed the button on the camera to find the costume pictures and it was soooo slow that I decided to keep pushing it more and more and more….until it got stuck.
When it finally stopped, there in all my glory was my big ol’ BADONKADONK.
Not only did I show my mother the naughty picture taken by my super genius husband but I also flashed my father in law the junk in my trunk.
Oh, yeah. I did.
His only response, “That’s why you should never get your pictures developed at Walmart.”