My first mistake

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No, the mistake isn’t him.

He wanted me to let ya’ll know that right off the bat. He thinks my title is misleading…like, I have “My first mistake” and then a huge picture of him would lead anyone to the wrong assumption?

Surely he knows by now that if that’s what I really thought I would have posted his picture with the title, “I married a ding dong” but I didn’t…yet.

So’s, anyways.

Where was I?

Oh, yeah.

We went to the beach for fall break. The ride down was fairly uneventful and I didn’t even have to drug them. The new truck has a DVD player with…gasp…wireless headphones and since I lied and told Ella that the only way you could watch a movie is to wear the headphones AND she believed me, we had a quiet ride.

Because trust me people, 9 hours of listening to Barney movies in the small confined space of an automobile will make you a little homicidal.

It wasn’t until we arrived that I learned that Ella had been watching Big Momma’s House the entire trip. Over and over and over.

Yeah, I’m real observant like that.

Mistake.

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See this little red head?

Isn’t she lovely? Isn’t she wonderful?

And then she opened her mouth.

She thought it would be a FABULOUS idea to yell out to all the larger ladies on the beach and say, “Hey look, there’s Big Momma.”

Oh yes…she did.

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  • pissy
    That is just TOO funny!!! :)
  • Oh the things they say! You have to love their honesty :)

    Glad to see you back.
  • LOVE IT!!!! Kalyn learns a lot from TV and movies (and I didn't say it was always good, lol)!
  • ali
    Omg that is hysterical. Love the pics on this post!
  • hilarious. but would you really take back those hours of quiet in the car with your hubby? I would have been tempted to stick in blood and guts 13: revenge of the vampires if I thought it would get me a few minutes of quiet. . .
  • gg
    that's awesome. i credit Spongebob for my toddlers vocabulary. take care.
  • When my oldest son was young.....we were in a public place, and my son called this...well.....less than....ummm......well....he called her the boogy man. I was glad we were leaving. I couldn't get out of there fast enough!
  • OH NO!! This is so funny.
  • Denise Evans
    Priceless. Out of the mouths of babes. I love it.
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