No, the mistake isn’t him.
He wanted me to let ya’ll know that right off the bat. He thinks my title is misleading…like, I have “My first mistake” and then a huge picture of him would lead anyone to the wrong assumption?
Surely he knows by now that if that’s what I really thought I would have posted his picture with the title, “I married a ding dong” but I didn’t…yet.
So’s, anyways.
Where was I?
Oh, yeah.
We went to the beach for fall break. The ride down was fairly uneventful and I didn’t even have to drug them. The new truck has a DVD player with…gasp…wireless headphones and since I lied and told Ella that the only way you could watch a movie is to wear the headphones AND she believed me, we had a quiet ride.
Because trust me people, 9 hours of listening to Barney movies in the small confined space of an automobile will make you a little homicidal.
It wasn’t until we arrived that I learned that Ella had been watching Big Momma’s House the entire trip. Over and over and over.
Yeah, I’m real observant like that.
Mistake.
See this little red head?
Isn’t she lovely? Isn’t she wonderful?
And then she opened her mouth.
She thought it would be a FABULOUS idea to yell out to all the larger ladies on the beach and say, “Hey look, there’s Big Momma.”
Oh yes…she did.
Denise Evans said,
October 14, 2009 at 10:47 pm:
Priceless. Out of the mouths of babes. I love it.
Heather P. said,
October 15, 2009 at 12:32 am:
OH NO!! This is so funny.
Becky said,
October 15, 2009 at 8:34 am:
When my oldest son was young…..we were in a public place, and my son called this…well…..less than….ummm……well….he called her the boogy man. I was glad we were leaving. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough!
gg said,
October 15, 2009 at 8:39 am:
that’s awesome. i credit Spongebob for my toddlers vocabulary. take care.
justanotherdayinparadise said,
October 15, 2009 at 9:28 am:
hilarious. but would you really take back those hours of quiet in the car with your hubby? I would have been tempted to stick in blood and guts 13: revenge of the vampires if I thought it would get me a few minutes of quiet. . .
ali said,
October 19, 2009 at 7:14 am:
Omg that is hysterical. Love the pics on this post!
Laura said,
October 20, 2009 at 2:56 pm:
LOVE IT!!!! Kalyn learns a lot from TV and movies (and I didn’t say it was always good, lol)!
Momisodes said,
October 21, 2009 at 5:58 pm:
Oh the things they say! You have to love their honesty
Glad to see you back.
pissy said,
October 24, 2009 at 9:21 am:
That is just TOO funny!!!