Last week, a couple of my girlfriends and I decided to take the kids to the condo for a few days of fun and sun on the beach. It should have been a pleasant, joyful time for us all.
It was not.
The kids were wild…they bickered..they drove us absolutely nuts.
After four days, we packed our stuff and came home.
Now mind you, the ride home wasn’t much better. The kids were wild…they bickered…they drove us absolutely nuts AND our fuses were shot.
Traffic through Montgomery, Alabama was horrid and we tried to allude a 3 hour traffic jam by taking a side road. The problem was everyone else had the same idea. People were tired, in a hurry, and generally pissed off.
While going through a green light, a Lincoln Navigator barrelled through the turning lane, illegally going through the light and cutting in front of me, missing my vehicle by inches.
Needless to say, I was pissed and I blared the horn.
Well, ”Miss Thang” decided to jump out of her SUV and proceed to call me everything but a dirty white girl.
Words were exchanged..most of them not so nice…and then she told me to get “my white ass” out of my vehicle.
Oh, yes…she did.
As my friend,who weighs 98 pounds soaking wet, gets out of the car to “get my back”, I loudly asked for her to “GET MY GUN!”
And magically, ”Miss Thang” got her ass back in the vehicle and left.
I may talk slow and with a drawl. My hair may be big and blond. I may carry a fabulous purse.
You may outweigh me by 100 pounds.
BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE…I CAN SHOOT YOUR WEAVE OFF IF NECESSARY.
Just saying…
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