I try to raise my daughters to be lady like…I really do. I will admit to occasionally burping in front of them but other than that, I don’t fart, pick my nose, chew with my mouth open or pick wedgies out of my butt.
Well, I do one of those things…but I’m not telling which one.
Anyhoo, yesterday we were riding in the car when my 2 year old announces…
“I FARTED…HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYBODY!!!!”
And then she proceeds to sing the Happy Birthday song.
I was speechless. We are definitely investing in charm school.
Laura said,
July 14, 2009 at 6:44 pm:
HAH!!!!!!!! That is hysterical!!!! Kids crack me up with the stuff they say and they could care less about what anyone thinks about what they said. I wish that was my life!
Kiki said,
July 14, 2009 at 9:34 pm:
I do some of those things you listed as well, but I won’t write which ones. Yes, that’s right…ONES. More than one for me out of that list. We have tried very hard to teach our son manners. “Please”, “Thank you”, “Sir”, “M’am”. He does okay, but Hubby tends to bring out the worst in him. They fart together, wrestle, spit, pee outside, make messes and don’t pick up. I am thinking about reform school, for both of them. Have a wonderful day and take care.
-Kiki
Sassy Chica said,
July 14, 2009 at 10:30 pm:
Hilarious….
My 7 yr old son also has no shame in his game when it comes to farting….the little comedian thinks it’s a game to gross people out (mostly his sister) with his farts!! Let me know what you find out about charm school, we may be joining you!
Sassy Chica
mama-face said,
July 14, 2009 at 11:47 pm:
Wedgies, right?
What a sweet picture. Those cheeks.
Futureblackmail said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:47 am:
Did she reach over and lock the windows so everybody was stuck smelling it too? Oh wait, that’s my husband – fellow charm school grad.
hotpants™ said,
July 15, 2009 at 9:05 am:
That’s hilarious. I’m going to guess you pick wedgies like the rest of us. Sometimes, there’s no way around it.
Ali Holden said,
July 15, 2009 at 11:50 am:
LOL. She sounds like my son!!!! He has an application on his iphone that charts on a map where he has pooped.
Life Love and Lola said,
July 15, 2009 at 11:53 am:
Oh Boy…Emily Post to the rescue!!!
AiredaleGirl said,
July 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm:
This child is channelling my sister at that age. It’s eerie.
Amber said,
July 17, 2009 at 11:16 pm:
Haha.
My daughter announces when she’s farted too. She’s all, “I fart. I fart,” over and over.