I see charm school in her future…

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I try to raise my daughters to be lady like…I really do. I will admit to occasionally burping in front of them but other than that, I don’t fart, pick my nose, chew with my mouth open or pick wedgies out of my butt.

Well, I do one of those things…but I’m not telling which one.

Anyhoo, yesterday we were riding in the car when my 2 year old announces…

“I FARTED…HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYBODY!!!!”

And then she proceeds to sing the Happy Birthday song.

I was speechless. We are definitely investing in charm school.

Comments

Laura

HAH!!!!!!!! That is hysterical!!!! Kids crack me up with the stuff they say and they could care less about what anyone thinks about what they said. I wish that was my life!

Kiki

I do some of those things you listed as well, but I won't write which ones. Yes, that's right...ONES. More than one for me out of that list. We have tried very hard to teach our son manners. "Please", "Thank you", "Sir", "M'am". He does okay, but Hubby tends to bring out the worst in him. They fart together, wrestle, spit, pee outside, make messes and don't pick up. I am thinking about reform school, for both of them. Have a wonderful day and take care.
-Kiki

Sassy Chica

Hilarious....
My 7 yr old son also has no shame in his game when it comes to farting....the little comedian thinks it's a game to gross people out (mostly his sister) with his farts!! Let me know what you find out about charm school, we may be joining you!

Sassy Chica

mama-face

Wedgies, right?

What a sweet picture. Those cheeks. :)

Futureblackmail

Did she reach over and lock the windows so everybody was stuck smelling it too? Oh wait, that's my husband - fellow charm school grad.