I try to raise my daughters to be lady like…I really do. I will admit to occasionally burping in front of them but other than that, I don’t fart, pick my nose, chew with my mouth open or pick wedgies out of my butt.
Well, I do one of those things…but I’m not telling which one.
Anyhoo, yesterday we were riding in the car when my 2 year old announces…
“I FARTED…HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYBODY!!!!”
And then she proceeds to sing the Happy Birthday song.
I was speechless. We are definitely investing in charm school.