Wipe that smile off your face. I’m not dead yet. They had the cotton out and ready to stuff me from my rooter to my tooter but I’m holding on. Besides, the local funeral home doesn’t use MAC make-up so I have to save my demise until they get it in stock. I’ll have to look my best, “natural” as they say, cause I guarantee there will be plenty of people to show up to make sure I’m good and dead.
The IRS will definetly be there and I’m expecting a nice floral dollar sign wreath from them assholes.
I will be back at ‘em in a few days.
If not, you may send your condolences to the local funeral home.
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