Words of wisdom from a southern Confucius…
Confucius say when the doctor tells you that you can’t have a fever cause your a cold hearted bitch, you need medication.
Confucius say when your husband says lots of people will show up for your funeral to make sure your dead, you need a divorce lawyer.
Confucius say quitting your job and staying home with the kids would require more medication than working every day.
Confucius say if you drink enough Red Stripe you will make a brown stripe.
Confucius say no matter how flat the pancake, there are two sides and a thousand square feet of your house is covered in syrup.
Confucius say Valium should come in a salt lick.
Confucius say laundry will not do itself, no matter how long it stays in the hamper.
Confucius say until Rico hires a new housekeeper, relations will be sparse.
Confucius say winning the Nigerian lottery is really not a big deal anymore.
Confucius say a 10 year old girl with a crush is as dangerous as George W. in the oval office.
Confucius say men may come and go but girlfriends help you bury their bodies.