Being a pimp is hard work

Almost a year ago, I started this little blog with big ideas and big dreams.

I wanted to be the next Dooce or Pioneer Woman.

Who doesn’t?

It’s been reported that some big name blogs make $40,000 per month in advertising. Yeah, I’d take it.

Me? I’m bringing in a cool $28.

You see, there’s a big difference in these gals and me.

Them: Work really hard, write quality posts, network, pay their dues, write books, get paid big money.

Me: Write some crap, hope you show up, expect to get paid big money.

I know I should be out there pimping my blog to every mommylogic/humorblogger/twitter/facebook site there is but I am too overwhelmed to do so.

Being a pimp is hard work. I should’ve been a hooker so I could just lay there and still get paid.

I’m lazy like that.

Comments
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  • I hear ya! However I can see you one lazy chick, I haven't even signed up for the ads to make the 28 bucks. I need to get on that...
  • OK...you just won me over! What a good looking blog...as long as you look the part, I won't tell anyone you are pulling down the $28. (fwiw, I'm pulling down about $30...but that'll be our little secret)
  • Jac
    $40k per month?! Wowza! I had no idea.

    I do think everyone has aspirations to be "Famous" in the blogging world... but really? It's just too much work for most "normal" people!
  • Laura
    Tell me how I can help make you a millionaire...I can help "pimp" you out :-)
  • Hahaha! My husband just asked me last night when I was going to start making big money doing this, cause obviously I'm doing this so HE can quit HIS job. Lovely!

    I'm new to reading your blog but I would beg differ on the "crap" you post. I'm hooked! :)
  • Bwhahahaha!!!
    Some tool in the Wall Street Journal today claims some bloggers make $75K per year blogging. Wish I was one of them! ;-)
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