We packed up the heathens and drove 800 miles only to find out the forecast for the next two days called for a high temp of 50.
Joy to the world. God has a sense of humor. Oh yes, he does.
So then we pack up the heathens and drive an hour to the Mobile Science Center, where I spend $40 so my kids can run through at breakneck speed thus eliminating any chance of actual learning whatsoever.
I stopped at the Mobile town square so I could commune with nature and get some inner peace…actually, I was having a quiet moment and asking God to save me from the hell that was commencing in the Rover. Then God sent me a sign that things could be worse as I was approached by a hoard of rabid squirrels who wanted to climb up my leg.
The kids are bad but at least they don’t give me rabies when they bite.
Amen.
