How Big Bid’ness Works

We finally got moved into the new office.

Phones and computers are up and running smoothly. Bid’ness is getting back to normal.

Although we are officially moved in, we are nowhere near finished.

The french doors to Rico’s inner sanctum have yet to come in and decorating is coming to a slow halt due to exhaustion and lack of funds.

Rico thinks it looks great. I see potential…shelves being adorned with eclectic Southern art…a desk with an antique ink well…leather lined books, etc.

Rico likes to think this is where the big bid’ness deals take place.

Notice the flat screen TV, leather couch and rifle in the corner? He thinks that’s crucial for big bid’ness deals.

I think it’s crucial for slackin’.

He spent all this money for ”crucial” things for the office but when I told him I needed to go buy office essentials like art, accent pieces and of all things….A TOILET PAPER HOLDER…he said, “WE DON’T NEED THAT CRAP!”

But I know the truth…THIS is where he does his BIG BID’NESS and that placing the TP on the plastic storage bin beside the crapper is not conducive to efficienct BID’NESS. And God forbid, we don’t have any Chili Cheese Frito’s in the bathroom…your guess is as good as mine.

And with that being said, TP holders are now installed.

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  • http://www.whentheworldstops.typepad.com Candace

    The office looks beautiful … and will be even more so once you’ve had a chance to add your touch. ;) What the freak on the Fritos in the bathroom? I’ve seen food in the bathroom here on many occasions. I guess it’s another man thing that I’ll never understand.

  • http://www.twistedfencepost.wordpress.com Becky

    Yay!! Good luck with the “bid’ness”!!!

  • AiredaleGirl

    I refer you to the immortal George Jones classic,
    “Hi-Tech Redneck”. I thought Boochie had it cornered, but he lacks the rifle in the corner for added verite’.

    You could look at it this way: not too many people are gonna want to steal those Fritos, given where they’re stored.

  • Laura

    Congrats on the office it looks great, guess I should pop in to say hi sometime!

  • http://www.athomewiththefarmerswife.blogspot.com Suzanne, the Farmer’s Wife

    Chili Cheese Fritos????? Not you’ve gone and done it. I’ve done a 12-step program to rid myself of that particular habit but now I’m going to have to go to the store and get some pronto. Although, I will say that seeing them in the bathroom kind of creeps me out.

    - Suzanne, the Farmer’s Wife

  • http://planethotflash.blogspot.com/ Queen of Planet Hotflash

    Looks spiffy to me, hope Bidness is booming

  • http://www.rantingdiva.wordpress.com Catscratch

    Excellent Bi’niss space. I need some slacker space in my work space.

  • Cheryl

    I’ve laughed my butt off