What else can I say?

They’re ganging up on me.

While doing my daily shopping at the local hardware store, Ella decided she needed to go potty….

in the display commode.

Rachel knew exactly what Ella was up to and caused a distraction so she could get away with it.

When I finally figure out it was just a ruse, Wonder Nut had her pants/Dora panties to her ankles and  hiked a leg onto the commode with her shiny, hiney for everyone to see.

People were stopping and laughing.

I pretend they aren’t my kids but then I realize there are security cameras which will prove I brought them there.

Damn technology.

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  • You need your own reality show :)
  • For me, I would need the elephant tranq.
  • That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!
  • AiredaleGirl
    Oh, dear. Does this qualify for Xanax, Valium, or an elephant tranq?
  • Oh geez!

    I would have turned beet red.
  • OMG, that is TOOO funny!
  • funny...would love to have been there.
  • Laura
    OMG ... that is basically all I can say.....what in the world did you do?
  • OH NO!! That is too funny!
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