They’re ganging up on me.
While doing my daily shopping at the local hardware store, Ella decided she needed to go potty….
in the display commode.
Rachel knew exactly what Ella was up to and caused a distraction so she could get away with it.
When I finally figure out it was just a ruse, Wonder Nut had her pants/Dora panties to her ankles and hiked a leg onto the commode with her shiny, hiney for everyone to see.
People were stopping and laughing.
I pretend they aren’t my kids but then I realize there are security cameras which will prove I brought them there.