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Redneck Romance

There are times in life when I can’t help capturing the moment for proof of my heritage.

From our front porch looking in, we look like your average middle class family with 2 kids and a dog…living the American dream in a state filled with honest, hardworking people stereotyped with being rednecks.

Yes people, we wear shoes…even nice shoes like Via Spiga and Johnston and Murphy’s.

However, there are times when we can really get our freak on and let our rednecks out of hiding. Evolution has not won yet!

How does enjoying a nice Cabernet Sauvignon, steak, cheese and a romantic evening become this?

 The man is swigging my nice bottle of Cab…gifted to me for Christmas from my girlfriend in NYC… and eating rare, cold leftover steak and a slab of Walmart cheddar cheese.

Notice the neck? See how it’s turning red???

Gawd, he’s SEXY!!!! Makes me want to give him a hickey chain around his neck.

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  • I love it (your post). Since, I am new at this, my husband hides when I have the camera out.
  • WHOO! Don't make me want ya!! ROFLMAO!
  • AiredaleGirl
    Oh, well, at the wedding of said wine-gifter's little brother, Secret Agent Man and his brother were out in the parking lot passing around what my father said, quizzically, was "a bottle of whiskey with a weird-looking bird on it". This is both an attest to our collective heritage (the groom was responsible for the keg in the Ebenezer cemetery when my sister got married, btw, CLASS-Y!) and my father's level of inebriation, as he was a zoologist before he went to med school. I later surmised that it was a bottle of Fighting Cock. Again, we do it with *CLASS* back home!
  • Laura
    This cracks me up.....this is SO Todd!
  • Freakin' hilarious. I needed a laugh today, and this did the trick. ;0)
  • Kathy
    Yes, I'm sure we are related! I have these same classy pics in my family pictures. And you guys sound like us. You are hilarious!
  • pissy
    Ohhhhh! I want to see pictures of the hickey chain! ;-)
  • That's funny. I've never seen Via Spiga shoes at Payless.
  • I break redneck nearly everytime I'm not in public... and sometimes even in public.

    We have been caught drinking straight out of the bottle on occassion here too :)
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