OH YES I DID!!!!!
I not only wore this around the house…but out in public. (Well, to work on Rico’s office.
I am on a budget.
Since the “great tax raping of 2008″, I am only spending money for daily living necessities or tax deductions…such as my NEW SCARLET RED BLACKBERRY….OH, YES I DID!!!!
My feet aren’t tax deductible for two reasons…
1. I am not a foot model.
2. I am not employed as an “ESCORT” servicing the needs of people with foot fetish’s.
Also, I can’t get a government bail out since I don’t recieve a multi-million dollar bonus.
Therefore, I will continue the at home pedicure even though it’s not the same…
How can I relax and enjoy a pedicure when I have a two year old’s back porch in my face needing to be wiped and nobody calling me “stupid blond girl with NASTY feet” in Vietnamese????
Oh, I miss you #1 Nails!
And in my best Scarlett voice…
“ As God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me! I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never have SKANKY FEET again! No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill! As God is my witness, I’ll never be without a PEDICURE again!
