I’ve had a lot on my plate this week. Between trying to die from the nasty strep/feels like the flu/think I’m gonna die illness and interviewing applicants for Rico’s office, I’ve been busy.
Rico thought it would be a good idea to Wonderlic applicants to assess aptitude for learning and problem solving. Not only does it give an idea of your IQ, it also assess your strengths and weaknesses.
I was a little nervous ’cause he’s always throwing it in my face how he was on the National Problem Solving Team and in the “gifted” class. ( I think when he’s talking about the “gifted” class he’s actually talking about riding the short bus and everyone told him he was “special.”) Just kidding.
Rico took the test by himself in peace and quiet.
I had to take the test with him over my shoulder commenting on the questions. Therefore, I had a lot of distractions.
We both had the same score and IQ.
So, we are intellectually on the same playing field.
Although I wasn’t in the “gifted” class, I did know how to get a fake ID from the courthouse during college. Thus, I declare, makes me the smarter of the two.
In real life, it doesn’t matter if you know trigonometry or chemistry…it matters that you can get through the day and that things don’t fly right through the hairspray. I have never once needed trig to solve a problem nor do I see myself needing chemisty unless I take up cooking meth. However, what got me through college was that fake ID so I could go out on Thursday nights and PAR-TAY!
I will admit that Rico is the smartest man I know mainly because he got me.
Besides, if he’d left me alone during the test, I would have totally smoked his ass.
