Tag…I’m It!

I have been tagged by Farm Chick. I ran and ran…but she finally caught me.

So, since I’ve been tagged, I must tell 7 weird/crazy things about myself. How am I gonna narrow it down to just 7? I also have to post the 4th picture from my 4th file…glad it wasn’t the 5th file…those are a little naughty.

Here it goes…

1. I always have my toes polished. I may let the rest of myself go…but the toes are always nice.

2. I have a major phobia of salmonella. If raw chicken touches my hands or my kitchen…I will Lysol everything. Sometimes I will take a Phenergan just thinking about it.

3. I love to sing but am tone deaf. It’s so bad that my kids will scream at me to stop. They should put me on the American Idol rejects.

4. I am clumsy. I can run in 5 inch stilettos but I can’t walk barefoot. Tonight, I fell down the stairs. This is the fourth time I’ve done it. I think now is the age I need to start living on one floor before I break a hip.

5. I like liver cheese. I’m embarrassed just to say it. Today at lunch, Rico got bologna and I whispered “liver cheese.” He was like, “What? You mean there’s people that like that stuff.” So then, I got all defensive and yelled at the top of my lungs, “Yes, I LUV liver cheese…I puffy heart it…with white bread and Miracle Whip…God Save the Queen!”

6. In high school, I would use a can of pink Aqua Net hairspray every other day. Sometimes I would wash and style my big hair three times daily. 

7. I do not like fruit. None. I will drink a strawberry daiquiri…but that’s only for the liquor.

There you go…just a fraction of my nuttiness.

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Tag…I’m It!

  1. 1

    Becky said,

    November 21, 2008 at 7:08 am:

    Not even bananas?
    I can’t believe you don’t like peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
    tee hee

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    farmchick said,

    November 21, 2008 at 8:28 am:

    You know I used to love liver cheese when I was a kid. Although, it has been a while I might try one with a Mosquito.

  3. 3

    Dejoni said,

    November 21, 2008 at 9:01 am:

    No, not even peanut butter and banana…it may have worked for Elvis…but it doesn’t for SFM.

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    Laura said,

    November 21, 2008 at 9:52 am:

    My BFF hates fruit too, so I totally get it. Just know you are not alone with that :-) ! However, on the liver cheese you just might be — ha ha. I remember your big hair in high school…..you should’ve owned stock in Aqua Net, I used a lot of it too I am shamed to admit.

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    ivana clay said,

    November 21, 2008 at 12:13 pm:

    I guess it makes me a little weird/crazy that I don’t think any of those things are weird/crazy! :) I am right there with ya on the toe nails polished thing. LOL!

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    noble pig said,

    November 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm:

    I am laughing so hard about the phenergan…just cracked me up.

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    Tonya said,

    November 21, 2008 at 1:58 pm:

    Well I think back in the 80′s we all had BIG hair. Kiwi is having an 80′s dance and when she looked at pictures, she said no wondered there is a problem with the ozone layer. You guys ruined it with hairspray! Funny can’t wait to give her an 80′s hairdo!! I am taking lots of pics. And I am right with ya with the livercheese… It’s great… I think I will go fix me a sandwich right now. Just bought some yesterday.. That is the way it is suppose to be

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    azn8tive said,

    November 21, 2008 at 7:27 pm:

    Okay – edumacate me! What the heck is liver cheese?

    Oh my – we are too much alike. The hairspray thing – I still do it. Only now I use Big Sexxy Hair products. I’m trying to break the habit, but I’m very much a product of the 80′s. Hubby makes fun of me, saying I have a hard candy shell. :D

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    Dejoni said,

    November 21, 2008 at 9:15 pm:

    OK…liver cheese is a deli meat that I would assume is like liver pate. I’ve never had pate….but I guess that’s what’s it like. It comes with this white strip of fat around it…you peel that off.
    I have to say, it’s more than likely a southern thing and an aquired taste.
    I’ve never heard of anyone having a “hard candy shell!” Too funny.

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    AiredaleGirl said,

    December 1, 2008 at 4:54 pm:

    Only every OTHER day on the hairspray? Give me a break. I remember when you spent the night with my sister- nobody could afford to light a match on the upper floor of the house for three days if you two were getting ready for a dance! I used to tease her that she had mousse AND squirrel in there to get those bangs…and as I’ve mentioned before to other people, I have *photographic evidence*.

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