Musings from a southern Confucius continued…
1. Confucius say “Children who act like angels at church when grandparents take them will be heathens when you take them.”
2. Confucius say “Gift cards to the IRS is an appropriate gift for a Southern Fried Momma.”
3. Confucius say “Getting a king size bed for you and your kids will not give you more room…but them more room to roll around.”
4. Confuicius say “It doesn’t matter which way you put the toilet paper on the roll…kids will unroll it through the house anyway.”
5. Confucius say “A kid that overloads on potato soup and refried beans can make big noises that are flammable.”
6. Confucius say “Mouse turds are inevitable if you live in the country.”
7. Confucius say “Skoal cans down a dryer vent may be a fire hazard.”
8. Confucius say “Skoal cans down a dryer vent may take father in law several hours to remove.”
9. Confucius say “Snakes are out in November and will make Southern Fried Momma piss her pants.”
10. Confucius say “Having a toddler in the bathroom shoving Elmo books in your face and patting you on the back while you are pooping is not a pleasant experience.”
SFM
