Words of wisdom from the Southern Confucius…
Confucius say when mother gives children bubblegum, she will cut it out of their hair.
Confucius say when mother sneaks and throws out Halloween candy, she is not a bad mother.
Confucius say when two year old ask for blueberry it may mean hot dog.
Confucius say when blond woman dyes her hair red, she will regret it.
Confucius say when husband buys too many properties, he will have no extra money for wife’s Botox.
Confucius say when mother gives milk in children’s sippy cup, it will end up lost and make the house smell bad.
Confucius say when you leave house with no diapers, children will poop.
Confucius say daughter who takes sudden interest in school will be in love with snot nosed punk.
Confucius say when two year old falls asleep in own bed for week, mother very happy.
Confucius say when two year old falls asleep in own bed for week, mother makes father very happy.
Confucius say Perez Hilton is educational literature for mother.
Confucius say Mexican food is as effective as Correctol.
Confucius say giving a two year old a bath with baby wipes is not neglect.
Confucius say ten year old will lie about brushing their teeth unless you check to see if toothbrush is wet.
Confucius say way to a man’s heart is not his stomach, it is much lower.
Confucius say mother that blogs late at night will hit snooze button many times in morning.
Confucius say mother needs much beauty sleep so black bags under eyes don’t appear.
Confucius say Goodnight.