I have a friend. We’ll call her “Hot Momma.”
Recently divorced, she’s only focused on her kids. She has no time for going out or dating…even though she’s had plenty of offers.
Anyhoo, while taking out the trash today she cut the back of her leg on some glass that was in the trash bag. She came in the office and the doctor decided she needed stitches.
So while my co-worker was cleaning her cut with betadine (you know, that yucky brown stuff that won’t wash off for days), I decided to use the stick of betadine for a little art work…all down the back of her other leg.
I thought it was quite poetic… 4 A GOOD TIME CALL XXX-XXXX.
If a friend can’t help you get a man…what good are they?
Pissy said,
October 15, 2008 at 9:42 pm:
You got that right!
Amy Amy Bo Bamey said,
October 16, 2008 at 12:22 pm:
Such a good friend you are
I bet she is glad you are just lookin’ out for her!
That was funny!
Ginger said,
October 16, 2008 at 9:23 pm:
Um, that was a lot of betadine!
What was the stuff people used to use that was…I think orange or red…that you put on cuts and it burned like lava? My PawPaw said that the burning meant it was working!
Jenny from Mommin' It Up! said,
October 17, 2008 at 3:01 pm:
Hilarious! Can’t wait to meet you at BlissDom! Are you bringing the betadine??
Queen of Planet HotFlash said,
October 17, 2008 at 5:47 pm:
What a good friend you are
) LMAO