I have a friend. We’ll call her “Hot Momma.”
Recently divorced, she’s only focused on her kids. She has no time for going out or dating…even though she’s had plenty of offers.
Anyhoo, while taking out the trash today she cut the back of her leg on some glass that was in the trash bag. She came in the office and the doctor decided she needed stitches.
So while my co-worker was cleaning her cut with betadine (you know, that yucky brown stuff that won’t wash off for days), I decided to use the stick of betadine for a little art work…all down the back of her other leg.
I thought it was quite poetic… 4 A GOOD TIME CALL XXX-XXXX.
If a friend can’t help you get a man…what good are they?