It comes as no surprise that two Southern hicks claim to have in their possession the so called “man-ape beast” known as Sasquatch. Would Sasquatch want to live anywhere else in the world but down here in the South? And do any of you really feel ANYONE is more capable of finding this legend than a bunch of rednecks?
Here’s the lowdown…Two guys, Bubba and DeWayne are out drinking…and one is gone away from home a little longer than he knows he should be. He starts getting nervous. “Man, Sissy is gonna be pissed. I got to get home. You know it’s hell when Sissy gets pissed. She won’t let me out to play again for months. What we gonna do Bubba?”
Bubba and Dewayne are in a real quandary…”Do we go home and face the wrath of Sissy or do we tell the biggest lie known to man?” It’s a no brainer.
And that, my friends is the rest of the story…two drunk hicks trying to escape the wrath of a pissed off Southern woman. What’s really sad…the more they talked about it…the more they thought their plan would work. A gorilla outfit…some of Bubba’s blood mixed in with some possum guts. Who would ever find them out?
Bubba and DeWayne sadly missed out on high school biology…you know, the class about DNA? The GED workshop just didn’t go that far. If only the had stayed in school one more year…
