Howdy peeps,
Well, I made it home. Just so you know, if anyone tells you a laproscopic hysterectomy isn’t a big deal…they lied or were comatose the whole recuperating period.
It hurts like hell and my belly is the size of a watermelon. Passing gas (which they encourage you to do) is like giving birth through your anus. And as an added bonus, I have gained 5 pounds.
How do you gain 5 pounds when you do a bowel prep, fast for 2 days, and eat like a bird the rest of the time? It is beyond me. I was looking at weight LOSS as a bonus to the surgery. Now I have to stay in bed and not eat…makes me so depressed.
Rico has been a wonderful nurse. I give him a big thumbs up.
I will post more when I am out of this drug induced haze and can actually comprehend what I am writing.







