Alive and Kickin’…Well, Almost

Howdy peeps,

Well, I made it home. Just so you know, if anyone tells you a laproscopic hysterectomy isn’t a big deal…they lied or were comatose the whole recuperating period.

It hurts like hell and my belly is the size of a watermelon. Passing gas (which they encourage you to do) is like giving birth through your anus. And as an added bonus, I have gained 5 pounds.

How do you gain 5 pounds when you do a bowel prep, fast for 2 days, and eat like a bird the rest of the time? It is beyond me. I was looking at weight LOSS as a bonus to the surgery. Now I have to stay in bed and not eat…makes me so depressed.

Rico has been a wonderful nurse. I give him a big thumbs up.

I will post more when I am out of this drug induced haze and can actually comprehend what I am writing.

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  • http://www.barefootfoodie.com brittany

    I am so glad you made it through ok! I was thinking of you!

  • azn8tive

    Happy to hear that you made it through okay. I was thinking about you!

    P.S. I received my cookbook on Saturday. Thank you, thank you. I’m already planning menus. :)