Every time we go on vacay, Rico decides to get a little lax in the hygiene department. He still bathes and all…but totally throws out the razor. I guess since he has to shave and wear a suit and tie everyday, it’s freeing just let go. It drives me nuts. I like to be free too…but you don’t see me giving up shaving my pits.
He spent the whole week in Gulf Shores following me around looking like this. I wouldn’t let him walk with me ’cause he looked like a fugitive…or that gay cowboy from the Village People.
My husband is as square as white bread. Why he decides to go all “macho mustache” on me, I just don’t understand. It’s just bad for my image.