There is a place here on earth known as “Man Heaven.” I know this to be true…’cause I have seen it with my own eyes.
America’s finest come to a little remote place down in the Mississippi Delta for tactical range training. Navy Seals…Army Rangers…Secret Service…FBI…the biggest and the baddest…in one small place…with no women…except if you happen to know some of the instructors like I do!
Several years ago, I got divorced. It was a hard time, but I have good friends. Good friends who introduce me to places that train guys like this….
Yeah, I know, I have some good friends.
But now those good friends don’t take ME anymore. They take my husband….who says to me when I BEG to go, “We’re gonna be the only guys here.
Imagine my disgust when Rico calls and says the place is PACKED…with 23year olds…all muscled up and tattooed out…shirts off…sweating in the sweltering Mississippi sun.
He acted disgusted when I asked if he would take some pictures. I do need them…for IMPORTANT BLOGGIN’ BUSINESS! BWAHAHAHA!
So, here I am with two kids while Rico is playing Rambo…and I can’t even sit on the sidelines and enjoy the eye candy.