There is a place here on earth known as “Man Heaven.” I know this to be true…’cause I have seen it with my own eyes.
America’s finest come to a little remote place down in the Mississippi Delta for tactical range training. Navy Seals…Army Rangers…Secret Service…FBI…the biggest and the baddest…in one small place…with no women…except if you happen to know some of the instructors like I do!
Several years ago, I got divorced. It was a hard time, but I have good friends. Good friends who introduce me to places that train guys like this….
Yeah, I know, I have some good friends.
But now those good friends don’t take ME anymore. They take my husband….who says to me when I BEG to go, “We’re gonna be the only guys here.
Imagine my disgust when Rico calls and says the place is PACKED…with 23year olds…all muscled up and tattooed out…shirts off…sweating in the sweltering Mississippi sun.
He acted disgusted when I asked if he would take some pictures. I do need them…for IMPORTANT BLOGGIN’ BUSINESS! BWAHAHAHA!
So, here I am with two kids while Rico is playing Rambo…and I can’t even sit on the sidelines and enjoy the eye candy.
pissy said,
July 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm:
Ya know….him being a guy and all…there is really NO WAY he could take pictures of guys.
How sad for us….
Tipper said,
July 24, 2008 at 7:15 pm:
You are a riot! And I adore your new site!! It just looks great. And I think it is you- It fits your fun personality perfectly.
Farmchick said,
July 24, 2008 at 7:22 pm:
WHEW…..Doesn’t this bring back the memories of our trip. Ahhhhh… the good old days….when we could ogle those fine young men. I have been trying to get Secret Agent Man to get a tattoo…..no dice.
Dejoni said,
July 24, 2008 at 9:24 pm:
Rico wants a new tattoo…the Jolly Roger across his back. The fool thinks he’s a pirate. Can you just see him in with a client in a white dress shirt with cuff links and he turns around…and you see the faint outline of the Jolly Roger. That would be great for business.
Farmchick said,
July 24, 2008 at 10:22 pm:
At least he wants a tattoo. Secret Agent Man won’t hear of it. Thinks it will “sully” his body. Puleeeeze….Todd needs to talk to him about his clothing. Took the man out today shopping for new “Secret Agent Man” clothes. You know, suits, etc… He had on a pair of running shorts and I discover in the store that the man has on NO underwear with those things. And, NOOOO they did not have the built in kind. I almost died on the spot. I cannot believe for a moment he was worried about his “freshness”.
E. Juban said,
January 22, 2009 at 9:02 pm:
Say what a Site the pics about Man Heaven is a Riot!!! i know a coupla girls who’d love to hang out with those guys or just to have as you say the enjoyment of some “Eye Candy” is it? well i see enuff of the female species in “almost naked” outfits here in the Philippines so i think we Men should be fair to the women and let them enjoy the Eye Candy Seeing can’t hurt so long as they don’t touch ryt?
Erwin- Majorpayne36